November 7, 2009
Certain motherfuckers think they can fuck with my shit, but you can’t kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up some times, but, bitch, nobody kills the motherfucking Rooster. You know what I’m saying?
David Sedaris
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A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own even if she never wants
to or needs to…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her
dreams wants to see her in an hour…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …
a youth she’s content to leave behind….
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
a past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to
retelling it in her old age….
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …..
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black
lace bra…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
one friend who always makes her laugh… and one who
lets her cry…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone
else in her family…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a
recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored…
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ….
a feeling of control over her destiny…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
how to fall in love without losing herself..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
HOW TO QUIT A JOB,
BREAK UP WITH A LOVER,
AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
when to try harder… and WHEN TO WALK AWAY…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
that she can’t change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
that her childhood may not have been perfect…but it’s over…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
what she would and wouldn’t do for love or more…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
how to live alone… even if she doesn’t like it…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
whom she can trust,
whom she can’t,
and why she shouldn’t
take it personally…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
where to go…
be it to her best friend’s kitchen table…
or a charming inn in the woods…
when her soul needs soothing…
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
what she can and can’t accomplish in a day…
a month…and a year…
Pamela Redmond Satran
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October 31, 2009

I just started WW3 and I'm ok with that

Boyfriend pissed me off royally treating me like shit. Which is ok bc in retaliation I just left his ass at the car dealership (where my car was getting washed) bc he wasnt with me when they got done with my car. Oh and his keys are at home.

I’m not passive aggressive or anything….

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October 29, 2009
This was the back

This was the back

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One reason I like my kids. I didn’t feel good today so one of my table groups made me a card (this is the top of it). It came complete with an envelope

One reason I like my kids. I didn’t feel good today so one of my table groups made me a card (this is the top of it). It came complete with an envelope

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October 28, 2009
I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight, without an ounce of selfishness in it.
 Keri Russell (The Waitress)
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October 26, 2009

Things I should be doing: grading papers, planning lessons on ecology, doing all of the online homework I’ve been outing off for about a month and a half, studying for the PPR test Things I’m doing instead: reading my book, drinking a glass(’s) of wine, contemplating how bad a&m will loose to Iowa state this weekend, not caring about said loss because l have a list of tailgtes/bars/people to compile that i need to visit this weekend when I’m back in college station

Also, I haven’t been back in almost 2 years….is that sad? Is it also sad I’m planning next weekend and it’s only Monday?

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October 22, 2009
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October 21, 2009
We also get to set the room on fire

We also get to set the room on fire

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I get to make bubbles glow at work what do you do?

I get to make bubbles glow at work what do you do?

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October 18, 2009

My life is awful

  • (let me preface this by saying yesterday we started tailgating at 11am, had tequila shots at 12, watched the aggies loose to ksu 62-14, went to the bar drank away the embarassment till1am, woke up drove 8 hrs back to texas, then my bf made me go look at 7 houses. This convo started on house number 6)
  • Me: So we r looking at houses right now and I had to excuse myself to go yack in their back yard
  • Lynne: Haha I love u
  • Me: Apparently I ate rice last night
  • Me: I don't remember that
  • Lynne: I'm putting that on texts from last night
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October 17, 2009
Look close u can see yell leaders!!!!

Look close u can see yell leaders!!!!

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October 16, 2009

Uhhhhh

going on 6.5 hours in the car with 3 dudes… All I can say is A&M better win this Fucking game or this treck wasn’t worth it

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