December 2, 2009

Tattoo

So I’m feeling the time has come for tattoo #3 which will prob be my last seeing as I’m running out of places to get them that can be hidden for work, and I’m just not an arm, leg, or back tattoo kind of person. My ankles are one thing, legs not gonna happen.

Which means that the only large area left for what I want is my rib cage area, or look for a smaller tattoo. If you know me you know I’m not a picture kind of tattoo person, I’m a words king of tattoo gal.

This is the phrase I’m talking about: When you come to the edge of all that you know, you must believe one of two things: There will be earth upon which to stand, or you will be given wings to fly

I’m thinking the last part ” There will be earth upon which to stand, or you will be given wings to fly”

Yes? No? Or should I do another part of it?

Also I think Seth will kill me ha

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December 1, 2009

P.S.

Tara I believe the word you were looking for is SPINABIFITA (idk if that’s how you spell it, but you know what I mean)

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It’s official, my new tv obsessions girlfriend is not good enough for him. She just let some old Irish dude walk away with Jax’s baby bc he had a gun on her. That old Mic (aka Irish person) would have to shoot me before he’d get that kid. What a damn skank.

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Tara is to Hanson As Chelsea is to Charlie

Tara is to Hanson

As Chelsea is to Charlie

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His bitch on the show. I’m better.

His bitch on the show. I’m better.

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Meet my new lust object. He is called Charlie Hunnam. I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t fuck him and tell my mom about it. He plays on a show called Sons of Anarchy. Fuck. The shit. Out of him.

Meet my new lust object. He is called Charlie Hunnam.

I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t fuck him and tell my mom about it.

He plays on a show called Sons of Anarchy.

Fuck. The shit. Out of him.

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November 28, 2009

The difference b/t men & women (shoe shopping edition)

  • Seth: just buy brown shoes. Make sure they have a good tread.
  • Me: what am I buying tires? And what color brown?
  • Seth: I don't care, brown is brown
  • (how girls buy shoes): they have to be the right shade of red, cute, and the more painful the hotter they are
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November 27, 2009
Only in Waller Texas. Are you surprised this was at walmart? Yeah…me either

Only in Waller Texas. Are you surprised this was at walmart? Yeah…me either

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November 23, 2009
“ Do I have to write in complete sentences?
A kid during the essay test. The response of “duah” seems appropriate here
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November 22, 2009
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November 21, 2009
GPOYSS Tara has Wednesday’s on lock down. I’ll take Saturday’s..that and Jamie just did my hair and makeup for a wedding I have to go to.

GPOYSS Tara has Wednesday’s on lock down. I’ll take Saturday’s..that and Jamie just did my hair and makeup for a wedding I have to go to.

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November 20, 2009

Laser hair removal hurts like a bitch!!!

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  • Student (as she passes out papers for me): Miss G, all these kids are in dork-astra (hands me papers)
  • Me: aren't you in band? Thats not nice.
  • Her: yes, and come on, orchastra? Those are the nerds of the band world.
  • (I'm glad to know there are people even band nerds think are nerds)
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