December 2011
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Craziness
Been ages since I posted. Life has been crazy. Since September my life has been:
1. Wedding planning
2. Teaching & grading
3. Coaching
4. state test tutoring
5. Training for my next run
No time for sleep or being lazy and reading a book. But my race was today so that’s finally over! It was god awful. 43 degrees and rained the entire time. I sloshed in my sneakers for 1:20 until I...
October 2011
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September 2011
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Watching a disaster happen through the news is one...
taralikesnonsense:
All of the memories and people I love in Waller are losing everything. For the last few days I’ve constantly checked updates hoping that it’ll say the fire is contained and on the way to being no more. But it’s not happening.
Amen. Getting pictures of the fire behind my parents ranch is nerve wracking. I can’t sleep, I can’t think, I can’t function. I had...
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August 2011
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Holy god →
Jordy I’m going to need you to read this RIGHT NOW and I mean right now.
This guy needs a roommate in SF and he’s pretty excited about it lol
My life y'all...aka wtf
So last night I went to a concert with “friends” we were staying at a hotel close by. On the way home our taxi got a flat tire and the cabby told us to get out and walk, but we owed him $10.45 I told him to KMA.
Called the friends to come pick us up (since they were at the hotel 4.3 miles away from us -that’s the exact number, I google mapped it) and all 3 of them told us...
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July 2011
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Things that are awesome
1. My best friend/maid of honor
2. Batchelorette party in New Orleans
3. Mardi Gras
4. Her setting up number 2 at the time of number 3.
This is going to be epic.
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“Heterosexuals have been screwing up marriage for YEARS. Homosexuals aren’t...”
– Morning talk show host Russ Martin
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Judge me if you want, I don't care
I am a grown ass 27 year old woman and I was up at 8am to meet up with another grown friend of mine (she has 2 kids) to pick up our Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 tickets.
I may be grown, but there is still a giddy 16 year old inside of me ready to see the last movie!
Judge if you want, I’m happy and that’s all that matters.
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likeabirdintothesky-mybrain asked: I'm from South Padre, well near, and I work on the island. It is absolutly amazing to me to see your post in the Tumblr world, a story so close to home..... I've watched her, she really is an amazing turtle. -best
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Kids
Nephew: sometimes I watch inappropriate movies
My sister: um excuse me? What inappropriate movies do you watch?
Nephew: MOM! You make me watch movies with kissing in it! That’s inappropriate!
June 2011
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Pet peeves!
When girls wear boots with dresses. Are you going to ride a horse or muck out a stall? Oh your not, well then take off the damn boots because you look retarded.
Not only that, they never match the dress anyway so you end up looking like Stevie Wonder when his personal dresser has the day off.
Ladies STOP doing this, my eyes, my sanity, and the fashion police can’t take it anymore!
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Best friends wedding...sigh
So we are standing there at the rehearsal and the priest is like
“Ok drink lots of water tonight, we don’t want anyone passing out standing up here tomorrow.”
And I’m like
“Just the bride and groom right?
And he’s like
“No, you’d be surprised at how many people in a wedding party I see pass out.”
And I said
“Why would the...
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My favorite saying in the world?
“People will wish you all the happiness/luck in the world. Then talk shit about you when you get it.”
Ok, I may have paraphrased or whatever, but you get the point.
Growing up I was always the athletic kid with a fast metabolism who could eat whatever and stay in shape. But as an adult, I got lazy, the metabolism slowed down and let’s just say that while round may be a shape,...
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Men are dumb
Fiancé: so I looked at all the photographers. I Iike the 3rd one, what is his price?
Me: depends on if we want bridals, engagements, and wedding shots
Fiancé: you don't need a photographer for the bridal shower use a point and shoot and we are already engaged so they can't take shots of me proposing.
Me: ...what the hell are you talking about? Not bridal shower, bridal portraits and... you know what, nevermind I don't know why I even ask you to help
Fiancé: THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN TELLING YOU FROM THE BEGINNING!!
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Things you should never say around a 6 year old
“it’s hotter than the devils crotch outside”
Why? Because he will respond with:
“How do you know what the devils crotch feels like?”
I just got burned by a 6 year old y’all…and there’s nothing I can do about it
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Something's wrong with me...
I’m a teacher right, It’s summer right? I should be boozing it up, sleeping late, and going to the pool all day/everyday right?
Well for some reason that I can’t figure out, I’m being really productive. This was my day today:
*Wake up at 7:30 (yes, as in the am)
*Meet a friend at the lake by 8am
*Run 5 miles (I know right w.t.h.)
*Go to the pool for 3 hours
*Realize it’s only 12:30pm
*Eat...
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Oh mom...
Me: what's a four letter word for "guy"
Mom: Jerk