My Take On Life

So we are standing there at the rehearsal and the priest is like

“Ok drink lots of water tonight, we don’t want anyone passing out standing up here tomorrow.”

And I’m like

“Just the bride and groom right?

And he’s like

“No, you’d be surprised at how many people in a wedding party I see pass out.”

And I said

“Why would the attendants pass out? We aren’t the ones getting married.”

And he says

“Because a full mass is an hour and a half.”

Wait….WHAT. I have to stand still and be quiet for an hour and a half? I turned to the bride and I asked why she didn’t tell me it was a catholic full mass.

She said “Because I knew you wouldn’t be in my wedding if you knew it was catholic”

Touché….my friends know me so well